Episode 84: Directed by Gareth Edwards

Your favourite Nerds are back at Geek Retreat in Warrington to talk about all the geek news!

In this episode Chesney Hawkes turns the other cheek, Mike auditions to be a Love Bug, Sam Neill visits the Jurassic Dead Zone, Paul discovers John Hollywood’s Welsh cousin, Amara is Twitching, and Doug learns of the Willy experience. Pretty standard stuff I’d say!

50ft Nerds: HONK!

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Episode 83: Freema Had Ya Mam

The Nerds are exhausted from the Anime Con, but it won’t stop putting on one hell of a weird show!

This month footballers from the 90’s profess their love for the show, Amara regains the title of Pachinko Mistress, Mike can’t eat soup, Doug is aroused by a Frenchman, Paul tells the tale of a smelly man he shouted at and there are impressions and accents galore!

50ft Nerds: Buzzing as much as a box of wasps!

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SPECIAL – Gandalf Wants Your Points

The Nerds hit the convention circuit once again for a live episode recorded for audiences on February 3rd 2024 at the Liverpool Anime and Gaming Con!

Topics discussed include Super Sentai on Sodor, how The Matrix makes us feel old, and the audience scream numbers at us for a bit.

The 50ft Nerds: I’ll bite your finger off.

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Episode 82: Paul is Even Older Now

Paul is 50 and so cue age jokes ahoy! Amara (and a couple of guests) Zoom in, so expect buffering up the wazzoo. Peter Griffin wishes filthy animals a happy new year, Bigfoot gives Tony Hawk a run for his money, Paul’s son is type-cast and we debate the age-old question: if Michael Keaton is at home with his clones, does he have company or is he alone?

The 50ft Nerds: Hiding in the loft from Paul’s son.

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SPECIAL – Nerdmas 2023: Every Nerd, Everywhere, All at Once

Merry Nerdmas One and All! It’s that magical time of year once again, but instead of festive fun Mike is pitting the crew against each other in a festive edition of the 50ft Throwdown! But that’s not all, as the gang have also written some… interesting Nerdmas stories, via ChatGPT, and there’s the annual attempt at “singing” too!

A big thank you to Josh Speigel and Uncle Pete for recording guest voices for us, and of course thanks go to Doug and the team at Geek Retreat Warrington for being our home over the last 12 months!

The 50ft Nerds: Is that a shotgun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Episode 81: The Covid Rememberance Show

The Nerds are back after an extended break with a home show, but they are still here to fill you in on all the latest goings on in the world of geekdom and beyond! Topics include sedating a runaway Kevin Bacon, Amara becoming a digital puppet, and Paul tells us all there is to know about Doctor Who’s 60th anniversary!

The 50ft Nerds: Buffering like a motherfucker

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