50ft Commentary – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of “The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services”! This episode sees the Nerds discuss Hermione’s pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench… or something along those lines.

The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: A Night At The Coco Bongo!

The Nerds talk more weird stuff as Mike broadcasts from MEXICO! That’s right, he’s fled the country (but will be back soon) and has a load of stories for us! Plus Paul tells tales of food-based challenges and Andy has some pirate-related news. All this and trailer talk!

The 50ft Nerds: They just gained superpowers, but they’re only gonna live for another week.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: Not A Sausage

The Nerds are back together to talk inane nonsense, which is mainly sausage based. Hear as Andy’s learned a new song, Paul gives us facts of the day and Mike loves a hot sausage in his mouth. Plus a special guest! Can you guess? Here’s a hint: He’s the Gary Oldman of Twitter.

The 50ft Nerds: He’s satan in that.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: 50ft Wrestling – The Musical!

In this archive episode of Beyond, Andy drunkenly talks crap with Gavin of PCW! we drift from subjects of wrong things, C2E2 tales, christmas food, the real name of Starburst and more!

The 50ft Nerds: Never let one of them drunkenly play guitar at a man who looks like Thor.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: A Sexy Party!

Mike and Andy catch up! They discuss album recording, car marriage, sexy parties, a man named Dave and MORE! Also, there are some technical difficulties in the post-credits clip, involving people old and new…..

The 50ft Nerds: They like it on their face too

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: #Hitler

Andy’s sick, Mike is bored, weird things happen! As per usual.

The 50ft Nerds: They put their knees in some pans.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: “They Always Land Stroke-Side Down.”

Andy and Mike are meant to record a commentary, but screw it, there is odd news to do! Consider this the Any Other Business section of episode 39.NOW!

The 50ft Nerds: Shake your ass, but watch yourself.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: The Shiny Murder Hour!

Mike and Andy lose it a bit this week, but that’s what happens when they don’t pod regularly. Topics range from what they’ve done, to the worst CBeebies lineup ever, to Adventure Parks, to musicals! Also, thanks to Mahoney for the clip used in the outro. We’ve… done something terrible with it.

The 50ft Nerds: Where’s that plane?

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: “Who Is The Hawkeye Of The Bible?”

In this Beyond, Mike and Andy continue a discussion started in a phone call as they wait for Paul. Let’s see what happens!

The 50ft Nerds: Jesus invented everything.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: “!ydnA siht tuC”

In this episode of Beyond, Mike and Andy catch up and talk about stuff from their weeks, plus a special announcement!

The 50ft Nerds: Erskib Nodnol etc.

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