Episode 54: The Gentlemanly Adventures Of Kiss And Pig

The Nerds finally return! That’s right, it’s time for more tales and news as Mike, 31, explains where he has been. Paul, 41, tells tales of comic cons and the Hilbre! Andy, 27, tells of his new craft of choice! A new set of characters are made, what more could you want?

The 50ft Nerds: They go all the way to 11, Norman!

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Episode 53: A Renegade Cop Who Lives On A Tugboat

The Nerds create an entire night’s worth of TV this episode! Meet some new regular characters as the guys talk Inspector Gadget’s penis, Worzel Gummidge’s work as a prostitute, tape delay, memory seizures and more!

The 50ft Nerds: Have you met their pet salmon called Margaret?

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Episode 52: Dude, Where’s My Dad?

All three Nerds are here this week, along with a guest nerd, Andy’s sister Abi! Join them as they talk dresses, time phones, dog-based felony and one of the greatest movie ideas of all time.

The 50ft Nerds: Christopher Walken is their co-pilot.

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Episode 51: The Adventures Of Yorkshire Aquaman and Evil Ghost Superman

Mike and Andy return with a more relaxed form of Attack this week, with most of it being very Justice League based. Plus, we read news stories about people with connections to the show!

The 50ft Nerds: They go dredging.

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Episode 50: Three Xenomorphs In A Bathtub

The Nerds reach a half-century of episodes! This episode is a bit streamlined but still has a lot of crazy, including Paul’s Friends-based insanity, a Yorkshire recreation of a sci-fi film and Andy slowly degenerates into yelling gibberish. So, no different from usual.

The 50ft Nerds: Um… er… er… um… ahh… well… um… er…

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Episode 49: Drunk Eddie Redmayne’s Flamboyant Gay Son

The Nerds ring in the new year with a brand new episode! Paul’s using his birthday voice and going by the name Gavin, but no matter! Hear the nerds laugh about very very inappropriate things and hear the very special celebrity cameo! Happy new year!

The 50ft Nerds: Quested with finding the Jammenballs.

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Episode 48: James Earl Jones starring in “CATS”

Another overdue episode, but no matter! This week the Nerds talk about Peter Capaldi’s involvement in the Hellraiser remake, the truth behind Craig David’s song Rewind, Paul’s Irish accent and more!

The 50ft Nerds: We hope their package arrives safely in you.

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Episode 47: Thomas the Time Lord

In this overdue episode, the Nerds discuss the recently announced DC movies, suicides on Sodor, and Mike gives a sermon on how Obama Jesus beat the devil.

The 50ft Nerds: They’re like Claudia Winkleman in a mask under a tree.

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Episode 46: I Don’t Care

This week’s show features Jimmy cracking corn, Irish contraception , and the terrifying secret behind the Tom Hanks family classic “Big”. It could only be an original team, two-man 50ft Nerds.

The 50ft Nerds: Red shorts be huggin a brother.

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Episode 45: “I LIKE JAM SANDWICHES!”

The three Nerds are back, with subjects as odd as ever! Hear as they discuss Bryan Cranston’s relationship to Brian Blessed, Paul’s secret history of the BBC, magically appearing crisps and more!

The 50ft Nerds: Some of this is a lie. But most of it’s true.

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