Beyond The 50ft Commentary: Rap Sittie Street Kids Believe In Santa

While Mike and Andy are waiting for Paul to show up (as usual) things take a turn for the bizarre. It all starts with terrible christmas jokes but slowly turns into a commentary of one of the WORST christmas specials of ALL TIME.

The 50ft Nerds: Don’t steal their sandwich.

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50ft Christmas Commentary – Fant4stic Four

Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn’t so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House!

The 50ft Nerds: They’ve started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren’t tables.

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50ft Commentary – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Mike and Andy have a memory seizure as they give you a second attempt at a commentary. Things swiftly go south as we riff on the third film in the Harry Potter franchise! Remember, message us how many Gary Oldmans you see using the hashtag #HowManyGarys!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re not birdhorses.

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50ft Commentary – Yoga Hosers

It’s time for the second commentary in Kevin Smith’s True North Trilogy, eh! Join Mike and Joe as they adopt the downward dog position, show off their weiners and take on Yoga Hosers!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re sor-ree boot that.

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50ft Commentary – Fifty Shades Of Grey

Mike and Andy experience the worst Boxing Day ever, having to watch a movie even worse than Twilight! Listen as they discuss Grey’s favourite colour, planting trees and then stopping talking about the movie entirely!

The 50ft Nerds: Bite your lip please.

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Beyond The 50ft Commentary – WWE Special!

Due to Mike playing some WWE 2K16 and Andy thinking it looks cool, the Nerds are gonna watch some of the greatest and most brutal matches in WWE history!

The 50ft Nerds: They are convinced Mick Foley is immortal.

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50ft Commentary – Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of “The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services”! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione’s pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench… or something along those lines.

The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves.

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50ft Nerds

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50ft Commentary – Harry Potter & The Philosopher’s Stone

That’s right, I said Philosopher’s Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry’s racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid’s penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re going to kill your uncle.

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50ft Nerds

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50ft Commentary – Tusk

In this episode, Mike and special guest commentator Joe (aka MemeEmSteveDave) review the first of Kevin Smith’s “True North Trilogy”, Tusk. The guys sit down with pizza to work their way through the movie, in hopes of answering the question “is man truly a Walrus at heart?”

The 50ft Nerds: #WalrusYes

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50ft Nerds

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50ft Commentary – The Lords Of Salem

Once again Andy is drinking by himself and talking about movies! This time it’s the new Rob Zombie film The Lords Of Salem.

The 50ft Nerds: SATAN!

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50ft Nerds

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