50ft Commentary – Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of “The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services”! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione’s pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench… or something along those lines.

The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves.

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50ft Commentary – Harry Potter & The Philosopher’s Stone

That’s right, I said Philosopher’s Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry’s racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid’s penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re going to kill your uncle.

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50ft Commentary – Tusk

In this episode, Mike and special guest commentator Joe (aka MemeEmSteveDave) review the first of Kevin Smith’s “True North Trilogy”, Tusk. The guys sit down with pizza to work their way through the movie, in hopes of answering the question “is man truly a Walrus at heart?”

The 50ft Nerds: #WalrusYes

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50ft Commentary – The Lords Of Salem

Once again Andy is drinking by himself and talking about movies! This time it’s the new Rob Zombie film The Lords Of Salem.

The 50ft Nerds: SATAN!

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50ft Commentary – Fortress

No one is available to record, so Andy decides to try an experiment: get drunk while commentating on a film by himself! The result? Well, you’ll see.

The 50ft Nerds: Never leave one of them with vodka.

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50ft Commentary – Cool World

In this commentary we dig into the vault to a file recorded BEFORE C2E2, but held back for reasons made clear in the intro. May we present… COOL WORLD.

The 50ft Nerds: They wear their capes.

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50ft Commentary – John Dies At The End

Mike and Andy take another trip into the unknown by jumping head-first into John *beep* At The *beep*. Spoilers.

The 50ft Nerds: They’re gonna put you in a fish tank.

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